What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.