What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

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What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.