Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

What do you call a party with no Filipino people?

A no-Nguyen scenario.

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

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What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad