Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !