What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

What type of sound system does a Saab have?

A Saab-woofer :)

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim