Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

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What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

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How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

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