Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

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To prevent them from whistling.

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

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So they won't whistle on the way down.

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

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