What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

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Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

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What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!