What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

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What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus