What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

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What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

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What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

Why are you so ugly?

Boy: I'm you from the future.

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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.