Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

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Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

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My erection.

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Because it dampens their souls!!!!

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Boo Bees

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Because he has a hollow-weenie

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Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

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Cause he has a Halloweenie