Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

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I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.

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Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

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Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)