Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

Halloweenie Jokes More Halloweenie Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie