What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

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How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

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Pump-kin

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No boos for me.

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I love your Boo-ty

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Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

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What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.