How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

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What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans?

The scaffolding

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.