How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

What is green and pecks on trees ?

Woody Wood Pickle !