How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

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Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

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How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy