How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

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What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON