What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.