What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?

One baby stapled to ten trees

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face