What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.