What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

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Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face