What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What does the tree says in autumn ?

Leaf me alone.

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What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.