Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

What do you call an awesome internet site for frogs?

Rebbit.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?

One baby stapled to ten trees

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.