Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.