Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

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Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

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Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.