What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

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What is empty and spins round and round?

A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

What do you call a frog with seven legs?

A seven-legged frog.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

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How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.