What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

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How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

a tournament

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Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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What goes?

green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?A frog in my blender

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.