What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What do you call a root vegetable that spins on it's axis?

A ...

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What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

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What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

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Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.