What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

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What's red and green and spins round & round & round?

A frog in a blender.

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

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How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

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How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

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How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !