What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

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What do you call a root vegetable that spins on it's axis?

A ...

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

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Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

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What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

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How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you