How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

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What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

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How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

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Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

Shredded Tweet !

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How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.