How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a group of babies?

an Infantry

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

Hows your incontinence?

Depends."

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.