How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

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How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.