How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

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How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)