How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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How many Hipster's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, just some number you've probably never heard of.

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

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What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"