One.
Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.
Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.
NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
A: She couldn't raise enough dough.
the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"