How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

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How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

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Where are new Starcraft players born?

In the noobula

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.