How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

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How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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Where are new Starcraft players born?

In the noobula

What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.