Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.
They all have phones.
Nobody takes him for granite.
It weighed too much for its scales !
Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.
Everyone takes him for granite.
A carb-o-rater
Not enough minerals.
