How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

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What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

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What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

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What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections?

She had an outstanding balance.

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What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad?

That's methed-up!

Why were Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul so good in Breaking Bad?

They were meth-od acting.