How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the broken bridge say?

I have truss issues.

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

Mineral Jokes More Mineral Jokes

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Collection Jokes More Collection Jokes

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections?

She had an outstanding balance.

Break Bad Jokes More Break Bad Jokes

Why were Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul so good in Breaking Bad?

They were meth-od acting.

What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad?

That's methed-up!