How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Who's there ! Allegra ! Allegra who ?

Allegra is broken !

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What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

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What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

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How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

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How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad?

That's methed-up!