What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

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What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

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What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

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What'd they call that place with the collection of escape artist memorabilia?

now museum, now you don't

What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.