What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

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What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

Where can you find alcoholic sheep?

At the BAAAAH

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How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

What's Darth Vader's sister's name?

Elle Vader.

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What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

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What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

How do trees browse the internet?

They log in.

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

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What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.