George Michael Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

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What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go