What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.