What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

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How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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How does one find out the sensitivity of a gentleman's balls?

Test tickles

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

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What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"