What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.