What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.