Journey Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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He has one clean finger

What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

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Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What insect is good at math?

A: An account-ant.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.