Journey Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

Ayy Jokes More Ayy Jokes

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

Who sung?

Sam. Samsung

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

Critic Jokes More Critic Jokes

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents