Journey Jokes

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Who are you with?

and "Just heard our song"

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

Critic Jokes More Critic Jokes

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

What do you call a snail on a ship?

A snailor. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you tell a smelly Japanese person?

Takashawa.

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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