Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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What do you call an invisible, cross-dressing dad?

A transparent

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Fonz Jokes More Fonz Jokes

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

Ayy Jokes More Ayy Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas