Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What insect runs away from everything ?

A flee !

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

Fonz Jokes More Fonz Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

Ayy Jokes More Ayy Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas