What lives in gum trees ?

Stick insects !

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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.