What lives in gum trees ?

Stick insects !

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How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What's your favourite kind of insect?

FLY, YOU FOOLS!