Fonz Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

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What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

Who is the Fonz's favorite baseball team?

A'szzzz

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What is "The Fonz's" favorite breakfast?

Eeeeeeeeeeggs

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

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What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Fever Jokes More Fever Jokes

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

Ayy Jokes More Ayy Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Aaaa Jokes More Aaaa Jokes

What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

about 3 inches

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Drinking Problem Jokes More Drinking Problem Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.