Fonz Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

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What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

Who is the Fonz's favorite baseball team?

A'szzzz

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What is "The Fonz's" favorite breakfast?

Eeeeeeeeeeggs

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

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What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

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What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

Red Eye Jokes More Red Eye Jokes

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

What do you call a mooner on the last overnight flight?

A red-eye

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects. I'll show myself out.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

What do you call two bees at the seaside?

A B&B