Fonz Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

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What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

Who is the Fonz's favorite baseball team?

A'szzzz

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What is "The Fonz's" favorite breakfast?

Eeeeeeeeeeggs

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

Ayy Jokes More Ayy Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

Red Eye Jokes More Red Eye Jokes

What do you call a mooner on the last overnight flight?

A red-eye

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!