Fonz Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

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What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

Who is the Fonz's favorite baseball team?

A'szzzz

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What is "The Fonz's" favorite breakfast?

Eeeeeeeeeeggs

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call a bee from US?

USB

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What insect is good at math?

A: An account-ant.

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA