Fonz Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

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Coffee Mug

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

Who is the Fonz's favorite baseball team?

A'szzzz

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What is "The Fonz's" favorite breakfast?

Eeeeeeeeeeggs

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

Aaaa Jokes More Aaaa Jokes

What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

about 3 inches

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

Why did the writer not like his friends book?

It wasn't his type.

What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

What insect runs away from everything ?

A flee !

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

Drinking Problem Jokes More Drinking Problem Jokes

Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

What do you call a nun with a drinking problem?

A bad habit

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

Why are you so ugly?

Boy: I'm you from the future.

What do you call a black rapper with no future?

Future

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.