Fonz Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

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Coffee Mug

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

Who is the Fonz's favorite baseball team?

A'szzzz

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What is "The Fonz's" favorite breakfast?

Eeeeeeeeeeggs

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

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Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What insect is good at math?

A: An account-ant.

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

Aaaa Jokes More Aaaa Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

about 3 inches

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future

Why are you so ugly?

Boy: I'm you from the future.

Red Eye Jokes More Red Eye Jokes

What do you call a mooner on the last overnight flight?

A red-eye

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!