Fonz Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

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What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

Who is the Fonz's favorite baseball team?

A'szzzz

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What is "The Fonz's" favorite breakfast?

Eeeeeeeeeeggs

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

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An alcoholic with a drinking problem

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Red Eye Jokes More Red Eye Jokes

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

What do you call a mooner on the last overnight flight?

A red-eye

Ayy Jokes More Ayy Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

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