Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

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What do you call a mooner on the last overnight flight?

A red-eye

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

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What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue