Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

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What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

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Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

What do you call a mooner on the last overnight flight?

A red-eye

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What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)