Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

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What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

What do you call a mooner on the last overnight flight?

A red-eye

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What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!