What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

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What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

Why aren't there any Muslim feminists?

Pork is haram

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What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.