Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

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What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

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How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

What dress?

Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*

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What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.

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What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

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What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.