Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

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Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

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What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

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Who punishes Colorado underage smokers?

COPD

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

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What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.