Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

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What is the difference between everyone and bullets?

I avoid everyone

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

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Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

How does Lady Gaga like her... ...Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

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Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

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What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.