Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

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Colorado Jokes More Colorado Jokes

Who punishes Colorado underage smokers?

COPD

What gets really high in Colorado?

The average elevation.

Washington Jokes More Washington Jokes

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

48 Jokes More 48 Jokes

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

46 Jokes More 46 Jokes

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!