Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!
A French Fried
A baked potato
Monica Lewinsky's teeth.
One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.
You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.
There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"