Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

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Colorado Jokes More Colorado Jokes

What state is the highest on every top 50 list?

Colorado.

What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado?

A French Fried

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Which state does the most laundry?

Washington.

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

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Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!