Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

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Colorado Jokes More Colorado Jokes

What gets really high in Colorado?

The average elevation.

Who punishes Colorado underage smokers?

COPD

Washington Jokes More Washington Jokes

Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

48 Jokes More 48 Jokes

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

46 Jokes More 46 Jokes

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"