Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

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Colorado Jokes More Colorado Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado?

A French Fried

What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

Washington Jokes More Washington Jokes

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

48 Jokes More 48 Jokes

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!