How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

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Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

Why are oatmeal cookies better?

No raisin

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

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What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!