What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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What did the egg play in the movie?

The egg-stra.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

What is the horror movie Quija rated?

Quija-13