What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

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What's a pirates favorite material?

Arrrgyle*YARRRN!*Thanks Bravesurf

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!