What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

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What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

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Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13