Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

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Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

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Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

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Why Don't I Have Laugh Lines?

Because I never smile. :(

What are you doing, creep?

she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

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Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.