Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

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Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

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Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

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What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

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Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.