Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

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Because he was a Tidal exclusive.

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What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

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How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

How does cheese get more mature?

Fromage

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Why are goldfish crackers always smiling?

Because they're baked..

What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's