Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

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What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

How does cheese get more mature?

Fromage

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.