What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

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The Rice-child was born.

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They have the right to bear arms

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What are bananas high in?

Trees!

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

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What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

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Nacho cheese.

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methamphibians.

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!