What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

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They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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A bear faced lyre !

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Aleve.

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Because he couldn't bark

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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

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What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!