What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

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What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Which cheese is schizophrenic?

Halloumi

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

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What kind of dog can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

Ones with an obtuse angle.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!