How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!