How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

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How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

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Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere."

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.