How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How does cheese get more mature?

Fromage

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.