How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)