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Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

What has four wheels and flies ?

A rubbish bin !

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)