How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

How can transportation be improved in Harlem??

By moving the trees closer together.

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a quaterpounder with cheese in Zimbabwe?

A yeast infection!

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.