Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

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How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

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A bad birch.

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

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Because the prick's behind the wheel

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Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll