Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

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What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Rock Chair Jokes More Rock Chair Jokes

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll