Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

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Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What did the rock say when he went metamorphic?

Holy schist."

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What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

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What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll