Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

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What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself

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What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

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Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

Which historical invention was the most revolutionary?

The wheel :)

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Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She didn't see that well

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.