Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

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What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

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Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll