Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?

A molar bear

Why don't Gingers go to the dentist?

They are already aware of their corrosive gingivitis.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.