Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did Eddie Albert have to go to the dentist?

Because he had Green Acres!

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.