Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

The Holocaust

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)