What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

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What's Mr. Skeltal's favorite candy?

Dootsie rolls.

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

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What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

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What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What do you call an attractive person in a wheel chair?

Hot wheels.