Explosion Jokes

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-apart.

Where does Amy go after the explosion?

Where does Amy go after the explosion? EVERYWHERE!!!

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

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Nokia Jokes More Nokia Jokes

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Essential Jokes More Essential Jokes

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

Linoleum Blown Jokes More Linoleum Blown Jokes

What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-apart.

What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown-apart

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

How do you call Bob the Builder when he is unemployed?

Bob

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.