Explosion Jokes

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-apart.

Where does Amy go after the explosion?

Where does Amy go after the explosion? EVERYWHERE!!!

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

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They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

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A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

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Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

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He kept trying to plunder her booty.

What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

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Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?

He got a fool scholarship.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

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What kind of explosive is popular with terrorist school-children?

The satchel charge.

What is a pirate's favorite kind of explosive?

A M-80.