Explosion Jokes

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-apart.

Where does Amy go after the explosion?

Where does Amy go after the explosion? EVERYWHERE!!!

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

You might also enjoy:

Samsung Note Jokes More Samsung Note Jokes

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

Akbar Jokes More Akbar Jokes

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

How do you get Akbar to shut up?

Muzzle'm.

Launch Jokes More Launch Jokes

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

What is an astronaut's favorite meal?

Launch

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

Explosive Jokes More Explosive Jokes

What kind of explosive is popular with terrorist school-children?

The satchel charge.

What is a pirate's favorite kind of explosive?

A M-80.