Explosion Jokes

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-apart.

Where does Amy go after the explosion?

Where does Amy go after the explosion? EVERYWHERE!!!

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Where do you find 60 million french jokes?

A: In France.

Why did the french geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

Linoleum Blown Jokes More Linoleum Blown Jokes

What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-apart.

What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown-apart

Reuse Jokes More Reuse Jokes

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

Jihadist Jokes More Jihadist Jokes

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)