What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion