What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

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Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Bison.

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What did the clothes designer say to her son at his graduation?

I'm Prada you son."

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."