What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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Toothbrush.

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

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What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college?

Bison"

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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)