What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

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What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

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Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ?

Bison girl scout cookies !

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

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What does a buffalo says to his son before going to school?

Bison

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.