What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Why do white men shop at black yard sales?

To get all their stuff back.

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How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

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What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes?

Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

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What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.