What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

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Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Waattaaah!

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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans