What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

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Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

What do you call a girl shell?

A she shell.

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What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

WatAHHH!!

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.