Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.