Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.