How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

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What's a sailor's favorite thing to watch at sunset?

Knot movies

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

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Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.