How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

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Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?