Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

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What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

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Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.