Buffalo Jokes

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You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

The attorney charges more.

A bison-tennial.

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A: A buffaloaf.

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

Because it's in-bread.

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

Because he was feeling a little horse.

When its spray pump is out of order!

By predigree-mail.

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

You have toupee

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

Buffalo Jokes

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

What does a buffalo says to his son before going to school?

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

What do you call a 200 year old Buffalo?

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

What do buffalo do when they get sick?

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

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