Buffalo Jokes

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

What does a buffalo says to his son before going to school?

Bison

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

What do you call a 200 year old Buffalo?

A bison-tennial.

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Bison.

What do buffalo do when they get sick?

They Yak

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

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What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park?

They were at a Tucker family reunion.

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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

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What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

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Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !